Thanks for auditioning, we’ll call you…
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice . I’m a dancer looking for work.
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Thanks for auditioning, we’ll call you…
Aug 15th 10
Aug 14th 10
Ma, Dwayne’s dressin’ like a sissy again!
Blog Guy, you write a lot about bullfighting . What’s the stupidest thing about that so-called tradition? It’s a close call, but one thing that comes to mind is the montera
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Ma, Dwayne’s dressin’ like a sissy again!
Aug 13th 10
I don’t want what he had…
“Lamar, aren’t you gonna finish your fish taco? Then whose is it? Ah, that dead guy’s?
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I don’t want what he had…
Aug 13th 10
Won’t this vacation ever end?
Lately, we here at reuters.com have been offering etiquette advice for a wide variety of social situations.
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Won’t this vacation ever end?
Aug 12th 10
Celebrities carrying a Torch?
Blog Guy, I come to you for all my news about technology and new gadgets.
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Celebrities carrying a Torch?
Aug 12th 10
Hi, we’re the Death Panel! Is now a good time?
Blog Guy, you’re the only journalist in the country who is seriously covering those Government Death Panels that Sarah Palin warned us about, which were created under health care reform. These things are evil and brutal, and I hope you get a Pulitzer for your work. Thanks, you’re much too kind
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Aug 11th 10
And the next Angelina Jolie is…
Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.
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And the next Angelina Jolie is…
Aug 11th 10
Tanks for nothing…
“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog.
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Aug 10th 10
A Farewell to Arms?
Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to… a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion b) Popeye c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave d) Actress Angelina Jolie Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm. No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman! She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be! Oh, that reminds me, here’s Melanie’s arm, below on the right
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Aug 10th 10
Then when I was six, we went to a zoo…
Blog Guy, I’m starting to get scared about this Apocalypse thing you keep writing about. A few days ago it was people trying to auction off embalming tools used on Elvis Presley.
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