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What the hell is my hand doing up here?

There it is again. The lady in the photo above is Jimena Navarrete, who was crowned Miss Universe just a couple of days ago

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What the hell is my hand doing up here?

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Hold on Ma, we’re a half-second from Miami!

Blog Guy, I know you’re one of the biggest names in travel writing , and I have a question. My family loves to travel overseas, but we hate the hassle of getting there. You know, 10-hour flights to Europe, and like 20 hours or more to Asia… Is anybody working on faster flights?

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Hold on Ma, we’re a half-second from Miami!

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How drunk to you have to BE, Lamar?

So Doc, tell me. How did the operation go to remove that cyst? I feel great! Well Lamar, surprisingly it wasn’t a cyst at all.

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How drunk to you have to BE, Lamar?

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Insert zany cartoon sound here…

Honey, is that you?

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Insert zany cartoon sound here…

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Can I have a gift bag for the snakes?

In the latest installment of our series, “ Etiquette Tips for the Totally Clueless, ” we provide advice on The art of cross-cultural gift-giving ,” or as I would put it, “Presents for people who ought to just take what we give them and shut up.” I am here to expand on these tips, in case you still don’t understand that when you’re visiting overseas contacts, it’s best not to buy their gifts in the Duty Free shop at their own airport. The latest etiquette column says a gift should be “portable,” something the recipients can take with them

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Can I have a gift bag for the snakes?

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And the new Miss Cheap Universe is…

Blog Guy, you’ve been covering the Miss Universe Pageant in Las Vegas, and this is the big day.

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And the new Miss Cheap Universe is…

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Those are some scary mug shots!

Boy, it’s getting close now, Blog Guy! It’s almost Oktoberfest time in Germany. Will I see you over there? No way in hell.

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Those are some scary mug shots!

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Have a cold one, we’ve got you covered!

“Team, we’re here to brainstorm a brand-new Coca-Cola ad campaign, built around this new photo we found on that ODD Blog. “The photo wasn’t supposed to be available for commercial use, but we paid that stupid Blog Guy a fortune for the rights. “We need to roll the campaign out quickly.

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Have a cold one, we’ve got you covered!

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Election Day de-feet for politicians?

Blog Guy, I just found out there’s an election underway in Australia. Can you explain how the process works down there? Sure

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Election Day de-feet for politicians?

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Stand up for our National Costume!

Welcome to one of the stupider aspects of the Miss Universe Pageant.

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Stand up for our National Costume!

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