Blog Guy, I’m planning a dream vacation to China, but I’m worried. I read that China has found that nearly 200 pilots have falsified their resumé s .

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Is a plane that different from a forklift?

“Sis, I was looking in the attic at the Palace yesterday, and you won’t believe what I found! I opened this old hatbox, and there was Anne Boleyn’s head! “I’m serious! It’s shrunk, but it’s still about this big, and it really stinks! “I guess after Henry chopped it off back in 1536, he just kept it as a souvenir… “Hey Sis, look at Ma! She’s really pissed! She doesn’t like to hear about gross stuff… “Come on, Ma, smile! It’s me, Charlie! Didn’t I come up to Scotland and eat Haggis for you?

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Talk to the head, Ma!

Quick quiz: The troops in this photograph, clearly nervous and struggling, are… a) …playing a variation on Russian Roulette and wondering what theyhave to do to win.

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Okay, the next round’s on me!

Blog Guy, I’m a loyal reader living in Scotland, and I need fashion advice.

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This is what they call spiked heels?

Blog Guy, did you read about the problem with that brand-new rug in the Oval Office, with the great American quotes woven along the edge?

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Snug as a flub in a rug?

Blog Guy, where do babies come from? Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much… Not regular babies! I’m talking about, you know…….Dutch babies….

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Oh darling, the Baby Leaf is here again!

Blog Guy, it looks to me like those Government Death Panels you write about still aren’t popular. Is President Obama doing anything to help sell them as part of his health care reform

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Good luck will rub off when I shake ‘ands with you…

Welcome to a very mysterious installment of our popular feature, “Stuff Maybe We Should Have Mentioned in the Photo Caption, but didn’t.” The actual one-sentence caption for this photo identifies the subject as a “Rizla umbrella girl,” and says she is “posing” at some motorcycle race. That’s it, I swear. Initially, I figured she must be a law- enforcement officer, what with her blue uniform and handcuffs

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Ya want cuffs on those trousers?

Blog Guy, you went too far in your blog a couple of weeks ago when you implied that people in Spain aren’t happy unless they are “killing, maiming, torturing or frightening poor animals.” Let me get this straight. You had to go back two whole weeks to catch me going too far

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Zombie nun scares poor little doggie!

Blog Guy, I was interested in your recent post about music in Hell . You painted a nightmarish picture of nonstop accordions and bagpipes droning everywhere. Anyway, I have a question

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Everybody must get droned!