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Okay, the next round’s on me!

Quick quiz: The troops in this photograph, clearly nervous and struggling, are… a) …playing a variation on Russian Roulette and wondering what theyhave to do to win.

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Okay, the next round’s on me!

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This is what they call spiked heels?

Blog Guy, I’m a loyal reader living in Scotland, and I need fashion advice.

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This is what they call spiked heels?

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Snug as a flub in a rug?

Blog Guy, did you read about the problem with that brand-new rug in the Oval Office, with the great American quotes woven along the edge?

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Snug as a flub in a rug?

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Oh darling, the Baby Leaf is here again!

Blog Guy, where do babies come from? Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much… Not regular babies! I’m talking about, you know…….Dutch babies….

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Oh darling, the Baby Leaf is here again!

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Good luck will rub off when I shake ‘ands with you…

Blog Guy, it looks to me like those Government Death Panels you write about still aren’t popular. Is President Obama doing anything to help sell them as part of his health care reform

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Good luck will rub off when I shake ‘ands with you…

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Ya want cuffs on those trousers?

Welcome to a very mysterious installment of our popular feature, “Stuff Maybe We Should Have Mentioned in the Photo Caption, but didn’t.” The actual one-sentence caption for this photo identifies the subject as a “Rizla umbrella girl,” and says she is “posing” at some motorcycle race. That’s it, I swear. Initially, I figured she must be a law- enforcement officer, what with her blue uniform and handcuffs

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Ya want cuffs on those trousers?

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Zombie nun scares poor little doggie!

Blog Guy, you went too far in your blog a couple of weeks ago when you implied that people in Spain aren’t happy unless they are “killing, maiming, torturing or frightening poor animals.” Let me get this straight. You had to go back two whole weeks to catch me going too far

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Zombie nun scares poor little doggie!

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Everybody must get droned!

Blog Guy, I was interested in your recent post about music in Hell . You painted a nightmarish picture of nonstop accordions and bagpipes droning everywhere. Anyway, I have a question

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Everybody must get droned!

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Imagine there’s no toilet, it’s easy if you try…

Blog Guy, the last sign of the approaching Apocalypse you told us about was singer Justin Bieber publishing his memoirs, but I believe there was another one this week that you overlooked.

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Imagine there’s no toilet, it’s easy if you try…

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The 10 most popular posts for August

My blog’s visits and page views were up nicely in August, as readers continued to snap up news and information to make their lives a little better.

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The 10 most popular posts for August

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